Sep 8, - I know pineapple makes you taste better from sex discussion beermeupscotty's comment from discussion "My vagina tastes like oranges. Apr 8, - Beer, coffee, durian, spicy food and alcohol tend to make the vagina taste sour while asparagus, garlic and raw onions will make it smell bad. Avoid them if you're getting some action today. Yeast infection is one cause of foul odor. You will need to treat it before you can start tasting and smelling good down there.