Apr 1, - Achin' Ass Acres, Arkansas Happy Ass Farms, Ass N' Hock Ranch, Assmasters. Ass Hill Perfect Ass Ranch, Pin Tail Farms, Pocolong Farm;. Carmen and Tex both congratulated the happy couple. were swarmed by the ranch hands, welcoming them home and giving them the news that Dennison came to the ranch. I told him I would tell you, but now get his ass off of the ranch.